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The Farta From Sparta

from Bink and The Hairy Fairy by Steven Lee

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lyrics

There was a young fellow from Sparta.
A really magnificent farter.
On the strength of one bean
He'd fart "God Save the Queen,"
And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

He was great in the Christmas Cantata,
He could double-stop fart the Toccata,
He'd boom from his arse
Bach's old B-Minor Mass,
And in counterpoint, La Traviata

Sprites He’s the Farta from Sparta.
The Farta from Sparta.
All hail the greatest ruler that the Sprites have ever had.

King Poop One day he was dared to perform
The William Tell Overture Storm,
But that can’t dishearten
Our spirited Spartan,
His fart was in wonderful form!

It went off in capital style,
And he farted it through with a smile,
Then, feeling quite jolly,
He tried the finale,
With thunderous farts all the while.

Sprites He’s the Farta from Sparta.
The Farta from Sparta.
All hail the greatest ruler that the Sprites have ever had.

And that’s why he means more than life to us Sprites
He bring us to life yes he turns on our lights
We love him to death and we’ve made him our martyr
For he’s a magnificle farta, yes he’s a magnificle farter, for he’s the magnificle, truly splendiferous, whizpopping Farta from Sparta

King Poop But one day his farts they did droop
He got old and he walked with a stoop
And with bum thrown aloft
He suddenly coughed
And fell down in a shower of poop.

His bottom was blown back to Sparta,
Where they buried the rest of our farter,
With a gravestone of turds
Inscribed with the words:
"To the Fine Art of Farting, A Martyr."

Sprites He’s the Farta from Sparta.
The Farta from Sparta.
All hail the greatest ruler that the Sprites have ever had.

He’s the Farta from Sparta.
The Farta from Sparta.
He’s quite the greatest ruler that the Sprites have ever had.

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from Bink and The Hairy Fairy, released September 7, 2021

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Steven Lee London, UK

Steven Lee spent much of his childhood in a tree house and was educated by squirrels - or at least that is what he would have us believe.

What we know for sure is that he is a popular children's playwright, singer- songwriter and occasionally writes the odd book or two.

You can find out about his books, songs and some of his stage musicals at www.ptc.org.uk ... more

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